Britney Spears
Oh Britney. The chick who I got so excited about in high school as I watched her dress like a school girl apologizing for "doing it again" is all grown up..and out, as it were. In either case I caught a story today about Britney Spears publicly threatening paparazzi who tried to take her picture outside the spa at the Wynn casino in Vegas by saying "I'll kill you!". Come on, is this chick serious?
This is another prime example of a celebrity who should really just pay some mind to the fact that she is constantly in the public eye. Also, it's not just the fact that this issue occurred, but look at the last 2 years or so of Britney Spears in the news, and decide whether or not you would be friends with somebody like this. Grow up Britney, for your fans! Haha sorry I couldn't resists, she doesn't have fans anymore!
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Al Sharpton was on Bill O'Reilly defending the NAACP's actions in defending Michael Vick. While it makes sense that in our country people are innocent until proven guilty, when charges this heinous are brought forth with such a large amount of evidence, is it really fair to defend this guy?
The evidence in Michael Vick's case is nearly indisputable. He's already been suspended from the NFL, his friend and partner has given him up, he owns the property, and the list goes on and on. Al Sharpton and his cronies at the NAACP should be fighting worthy causes. They complain about the black youth in America not going anywhere in life, but then champion for guys like Michael Vick who are the role models for these kids. Come on, is this guy serious?
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I don't think there's a person in the world with a T.V., who can read, or who has an IQ greater than 32 who has at some point heard something about Michael Jackson, a.k.a. "Jesus Juice Jackson" and asked - Is this guy serious? The latest news about this crazy cat is about him flying a bunch of legal folks out to take a deposition from him in D.C. rather than him flying to California to do it. This isn't the first time it's happened either. Previously he flew legal folks to England for the same reason...come on jerkass, act like a normal person.
This guy lives above the law, and frankly I'm tired of having to hear about him being reported in the news in ANY way. What I don't get is why if this guy gets so much attention, the level three albino sex offender who lives up the street from me isn't in the news. That guy goes to the park alone with a camera on the weekends to take pictures of "the trees" wearing Scooby Doo pajama bottoms, but still it's MJ in the news. Get a life Michael!
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Talk about somebody who needs to go away...I'm surprised Drew Carey is still in the public eye at all. Now this is mainly a personal gripe I suppose, since I have never found Drew Carey even slightly more amusing than seeing if I could throw tiny pebbles into the cubicle 4 rows down from me with nobody noticing, but come on, is this guy serious?
It was announced that Drew Carey will not just be taking over as the new Bob Barker on the Price is Right, but he will also be heading up a primetime game show called "Power of 10". In the news, Drew Carey recently said he'd be happy never doing TV again, and was quoted as saying "I never have to work again. I can live off my interest, I never have to touch the principle." I think he forgot about how nobody cared about his t.v. show after the first few seasons...also the fact that he's not funny.
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After seeing the news this morning, on CNN of all places, that the divorce between Brittney Spears and this douchebag is final, I found myself once again asking - Is this guy serious? We have a douchebag of a human being here who has very few talents or skills, namely knocking chicks up, pretending to be black, and making people who live in trailers feel better about themselves. If you can land one, how do you let a chick like Brittney Spears go?
First off, regardless of the weight gain or craziness, this guy just lost the right to say "I'm nailing Brittney Spears". Secondly, after his album flopped and he split with Brit, the guy has no money. Is there any chance Brittney Spears is going to lose in a court-case to a former backup dancer when it comes to custody of their children? Lack of recent success aside, Brittney has no shortage of assets and income. Come on K-Fed, just fade into obscurity already!
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Mel Gibson shocked me so bad that I actually had to sit down to ask "Is this guy serious?" Out of everyone in Hollywood that I thought was a decent person Mel Gibson would have been at the top of my list.
Unfortunately he plummeted to the bottom after one night of casual drinking and complimenting a female police officer on her figure. Oh, did I mention the anti-semitism. This was just a blue ribbon day for our formally most beloved movie star. The only thing worse than his behavior was that piss-poor apology.
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I said that it was coming and here it is. Donald Trump is the biggest loser in Hollywood. I had a huge party when they canceled that crappy "Apprentice" show, because if I had to listen to one more idiot say "You're fired" in that moronic accent I was going to do some damage.
However, when Donald felt the spotlight fade on his 15 minutes, instead of gracefully stepping aside for people with real talent he starts feuds with fat lesbians or prissy ex-convicts. And when that brought him even more ridicule he did the ultimate career reviver: Professional Wrestling. After having written this I almost feel a little sad for the guy. Almost.
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So...I guess being overweight, loud, and lesbian is what it takes to push me past my boiling point and say, "Is this chick serious?" First of all, it does not make you cool to rag on a douchebag like Donald Trump (post pending) because the guy needs more publicity like I need a lymphoma. I don't understand her obnoxious bitchiness about issues that she clearly has no clue about. Furthermore being able to yell louder does not make you right. (She has an unnatural advantage in this area due to her size)
It's getting harder for me to listen to loudmouths like O'Donnell jumping on the anti-Bush/anti-war bandwagon because they think they are pioneering originality by speaking out against the government. I'm ashamed that this women has taken so much of our national attention. May god have mercy on all of our souls if she gets another t.v. show.
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If you were born earlier than the mid-to-late eighties, then you've heard the song "Achy Breaky Heart", by Billy Ray Cyrus. Chances are, you've also heard of a t.v. show that's been sort of a cultural phenomenon called Hannah Montana. If you haven't put two and two together yet, Billy Ray Cyrus is the actor who plays Hannah Montana's father, and the real life Hannah is Billy's daughter, Miley Cyrus.
No surprise here, but Billy Ray tried to release a new CD recently, and greeted thousands of fans at a Wal-Mart album signing with tremendous disappointment when his daughter wasn't there with him. I mean come on, is this guy serious? Does he think that he's the famous one, or that people are going to by his CD for the music? No, his one hit wonderdom has passed, and it's time to move on. Stay out of the limelight and take money from your kids like normal parents of successful children.
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hate to do this to my first crush, but I saw an artcle today about Danicka McKellar who played Winnie Cooper on the wonder years that made me ask - Is this chick serious? Apparently, she wrote a book called "Math Doesn't Suck", aimed at explaining to younger girls how it's cool to be smart. Now I am all for capitalizing on other people's naievety, but if you are going to do it under the guise of helping people, at least find something people care about.
Call me a cynic, call me a jerk, but with the problems in our country and with our teenage youth, how beneficial is a book about math for young girls going to be? Because of the way things work in the world as I perceive it, logic is going to dictate that the type of girls who would benefit from a book like this probably aren't going to be reading it. Poor Winnie Cooper. Where did we go wrong?
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