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30Nov/100

Kardashian sisters are stupid

Stupid SistersThis is one of those times where something goes without saying, but I am going to say it anyway. The Kardashian sisters are stupid.  Beyond the annoyance of being famous for absolutely nothing, and their propensity for mind numbing family in fighting, these sisters were the promoters of a "Kardashian Kard." This is a prepaid debit card with the sisters likeness on the front. The sisters didn't think to check out what the fees would be, they probably thought it was "so awesome" to be on a plastic card.

Right off the bat you are in the hole for 60 dollars (100 for 12 months), just for the worthless piece of plastic with the pictures of three of the most ridiculous people in the country. Now that the company the distributes the card is being investigated to see if they broke and predatory lending laws, the sisters say they want out.  I say keep them on the card so we can punish the people stupid enough to get it in the first place. The sisters will hide behind the excuse of, "we didn't realize," and it frosts my balls that they will get away with that excuse.  They have turned being dumb into an acceptable excuse. Douche bags

That being said I wouldn't mind having hate sex with two of the three sisters. Seriously, you know the two.

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20Oct/100

Kim Kardashian – I HATE YOU

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Tony here. I have to be honest with you. This is the first post I have ever written where I had no idea where to start. I could read every published version of every dictionary in every universe known to man, and not have enough hateful adjectives to describe my feelings about Kim Kardashian. Yes, like with other posts on the site I'm being hypocritical in giving attention to somebody who doesn't deserve to breathe the same air as me, but SERIOUSLY!?!?!? This woman is famous for being a fame-whore. Her claim to fame is a sex tape with Brandy's little brother. Yeah, that Brandy. Kim Kardashian fucked Moesha's little brother and got famous.

If I had a soapbox, I would stand on it right now and stat shouting. Are you kidding me? Is "keeping up with the Kardashians" the measure of our societal interest? There is not enough to pay attention to in the world? 6 months ago today BP was responsible for the largest oil spill in the United States' history. We're fighting wars in Iraq and Afghanistan while Iran continually defies inspections and sanctions with regards to developing nuclear capabilities. People in North Korea believe that Kim Jong Il controls the weather.

But yeah, let's watch a t.v. show (and in doing so give money to) about a family of spoiled little skanks. Sure, one human life is usually as valuable as another, but I would have sex with the diabetes-ridden amputee who rides around on a rascal in the wal-mart by my house before I would let Kim Kardashian have the last seat on a subway car to hell.

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7Oct/100

Trump in 2012?

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Is this guy serious? On any top ten douche bag list this guy usually comes in at number 3 or 4.  I mean, what's his base? Old, rich, white guys with an affinity for self denial about their hair? The only reason people watch his moronic show is because they think he's a jackass in the board room, and at this moment American households thrive on Schadenfreude (don't be afraid to look it up).  That is a great platform to come from.  I can't think of one thing that he could be in touch with the average American.

If he does decide to actually campaign, I think that there could be some good entertainment in it, but it is annoying that the national political stage keeps moving from substance to this garbage. Please don't let Donald Trump extend his already overdue 15 minutes of fame with this crap.  Donald Trump is wasting the valuable oxygen that other people need.

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7Jan/080

Britney Spears – Can it get any worse?

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 I almost feel like it's beating a dead horse to write about Britney Spears, but I just cannot get over the fact that she is spiraling further and further into the inevitable abyss she'll end up in before eventually taking her own life. Really, how far can she possibly fall? In a whirlwind of events last week police were called to intervene at Britney's house when she refused to relinquish custody of her children when Kevin Federline attempted to pick them up. Britney was taken to the hospital by ambulance where she was held for observation, and because she was reportedly under the influence of something that police declined to comment on.

After all of this happened, K-Fed's attorneys were in court bright and early the next morning fighting to have Britney's limited custody taken away so that she could not see her children at all. Awkwardly enough, Britney's own attorneys (who filed a motion to be released as counsel) were there to fight it, but lost the battle. Good old Dr. Phil (post on him coming next) was there with Britney and as the attention whore that he is released comments to the media talking about how badly Britney needed help. After this confluence events I think it's pretty safe to say that Britney has hit rock bottom. Next step? Suicide.

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5Jan/080

Lindsay Lohan – Off The Wagon – Again – Who is surprised?

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By now everybody knows that Lindsay Lohan has been in rehab...a lot. You probably also know that she "Fell off the wagon" on New Years, and was photographed chain-smoking and drinking champagne in public. Now generally it's no big deal when a celebrity who is supposed to be a role-model is caught drinking and smoking knowing that there will be pictures taken, and they'll be plastered all over the news and any other media publication that you can imagine. What strikes me the most is that recent pictures of Lohan show her with a stop-smoking aid that she had been paid to promote, though she had no problem smoking like a chimney on New Years.

Lohan's lawyers released statements talking about how unfortunate it was that she had "fallen off the wagon", but fell back on the old 'everybody's human' argument and claimed that it was a one time thing, and that's how people learn. While I totally understand this argument, it seems really odd to me that somebody so heavily embedded in the public eye wouldn't have the common sense just to stay home and drink, or go to a friends where she wouldn't be photographed. Is it really that difficult? Seriously, it's obvious that her fans mean nothing to her, but a little bit of common sense would go a long way for her!

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2Dec/074

Montel Williams – I can find where you live and blow you up!

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In recent news in the world of "people you forgot existed",  talk-show host Montel Williams is spending his time apologizing for comments made on Friday to a high school student. In Savannah to promote a program that provides free prescription drugs to poor people, Williams ended an interview abruptly because he didn't like a question that was asked regarding whether or not pharmaceutical companies would continue to do the work they are doing if their profit was cut in to.

Returning to the hotel where Williams was staying, Savannah Morning-News reporters were confronted by Williams. His target - Courtney Scott, a high school student who is an intern with the Savannah Morning-News. Witnesses report that Williams and a body guard approached the student, screaming "Don't look at me like that. Do you know who I am? I'm a big star, and I can look you up, find where you live and blow you up." Williams apologized, saying that he thought the reporters returned because of the comments he made initially when he cancelled the interview. When I saw this, I couldn't help but wonder - Montel Williams is still alive?

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6Nov/070

No wonder Lindsay Lohan is a tool…look at her dad.

Man, after seeing the video above, the one Lindsay Lohan's father is showing to networks to try to get his own reality t.v. show! The guy is pretty close to disgusting. He dresses up as a homeless person to try to get money from strangers at one point. He airs his entire family's dirty laundry for everybody to see. He talks to hookers about coming to his "teen challenge" program, where he pretends to be gung-ho for genius to stay out of jail.

It's bad enough that we're celebrity obsessed as americans, though but it's a guilty pleasure for a lot of people (myself included some days), but this guy is about is deplorable as you can get. He is attempting to profit from his mistakes as a parent, and the notoriety of his daughter. Now were his daughter in the news for positive things it would be a different story, unfortunately though Linday is in the news for drinking and driving, drugs, all-night partying, poor work ethic, and the list goes on and on. If this douchebag gets a t.v. show, I'm going to boycot the network that picks it up. (Please don't be Fox..Please don't be Fox...Please don't be Fox)

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1Oct/070

Pamela Anderson – Anyone else sick of her?

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Pamela Anderson seems to be in the news quite a bit lately, despite looking pretty hideous, not doing much that qualifies her for any sort of celebrity status, and not doing much besides marrying dudes and having sex. Her most recent news appearance is in relation to the marriage license that was granted to her and Rick Salomon, who you may remember as the producer and star of the infamous Paris Hilton Sex Tape. Salomon was married to actress Shannen Doherty before gaining notoriety for his romp in Paris.

 

Pamela Anderson and Rick Salomon have each been married three times, making this marriage (should it happen) their fourth, for a total of 8 between then.  It's pretty annoying that we speak out against gays wanting to be married because of it's violation of the sanctity of a coveted institution, but we allow people like these two unlimited marriages and divorces. Thanks, Pamela, for setting such a great example. And thanks Rick Douchebag for the Paris Hilton tape.

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19Sep/070

P-Diddy’s Fragrance Marketing Causes Huge Stink

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So Sean 'P-diddy' Combs is apparently outraged at media ad execs for not showing the commercial for his new fragrance. Give me a break? Has he even watched this blatant display of soft core porn masquerading as a commercial? If you're alone, or if you feel like explaining to your boss what P-Diddy's soft-core pornography masquerading as a commercial is doing on your computer. Scroll down a bit on the page. Yeah, that's right.

Don't get me wrong, this is a decent commercial. However, I would take issue with any child seeing this thing. This commercial left me with more wood then the local Home Depot. If Mr. Combs can't understand the viewpoint of people like myself, I suggest he actually get a decent Web Consulting Group combined with a kick butt marketing team to work on traditional media advertising. Of course I think he's brilliant for doing it this way too - this publicity is much more effective.

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17Sep/072

Britney Spears – OOPS! I lost my kids (again?)

Apparently insiders are saying that Britney Spears will lose custody of her children at least temporarily today. Normally I'd be screaming 'YEA!' at the prospect of an apparently unfit parent losing custody, but I've got to look at the alternative: K-Fed. Talk about kids who never had a chance to succeed from the moment they emerged from the womb.

During a custody hearing, Spears' former bodyguard accused the harlot of having "issues of nudity and drug use" since she returned from rehab. Reports of a planned "hit" on Federline have also emerged, definitely not helping the singer's cause. Tony Barretto, the ex-body guard, says he became concerned after watching Spears with her children. Two things in his favor in my book: He is a father of small children himself, and because his business is keeping people safe, I'm more inclined to view his concern for a child's safety as realistic.

Regardless of how this turns out, I'm sure the kids are screwed. How can they hope to have a decent outlook on life with these two morons as parents? Stars' children have a hard enough time as it is keeping a good head on their shoulders without their parents lousing it up even more. These two individuals need to just fade away, and let a loving, caring family raise their children. Please, think of the children!

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