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16Sep/071

O.J. Simpson – Arrested again!!!

OJ Simpson - Arrested Again - Is This guy serious?

Everybody who is over 12 remembers O.J. Simpson, the white Bronco, the bloody glove, etc. etc. Well if you've paid any attention to the news you know that OJ Simpson was recently said to have been involved with a robbery at a hotel. After further investigation, OJ Simpson was finally arrested!

It's a bit funny to me that right about the time that his book was released, OJ Simpson does something just silly enough to get arrested...does anybody else think that maybe this is just going to be some publicity that will increase sales of the book? What a douchebag. Come on, is this guy serious? Read CNN's article HERE.

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13Sep/078

Bill Belichick — Cheater or Overachiever?

 

This guy can't be serious. He is dragging his team's name and championships through the mud. Championships? You ask. I pose this question: How long has this been going on? The NFL commission should strip the Patriots of all the titles, trophies and records, because in all honesty we don't know how long this has been going on. I,  for one, am outraged and frankly I feel a little taken advantage of.

 

I hereby declare the start of the petition to have the Patriots disbanded and immediately want Bill Belichick to start serving at least 25 year prison sentence for this terrible infraction. On the other hand, who really cares?

 

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5Aug/071

Barry Bonds

Steroid pumped trans-sexual takes record?

 

On the eve of Barry Bonds tying the home run record of Hank Aaron, I can't get over the state of Major League Baseball. Are you seriously telling me that a guy who is about to break the greatest sports record of all time can get away with saying that he "never knowingly used performance enhancing drugs"? Let's think this through. . .

Look at the pictures above this article. You have 'trans-sexual Bonds', 'Rookie Bonds', and 'Bruce-Banner-Is-Looking-Pissed Bonds'. At what point did Barry start to think, "Hey, this is weird. I've bulked up since getting my 'vitamin shots,' my voice has changed since using that 'ointment,' and my wang is shrinking at an alarming rate. What's going on?" C'mon, is this guy serious?

I hope for the end of Bonds. I think of what an incredible irony it would be for him to drop dead tonight of a heart related ailment, and have the ME find extensive use of steroids as a major contributor to the event. I'd settle for a reporter getting tired of being treated like crap and carving up our most despised and revoltingly ignorant baseball player with a dull hatchet, but I really hope for the heart issue. I'm sure if you read ITGS regularly you'll see plenty more about this ape.

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30Jul/072

Michael Vick

Michael Vick - is this guy serious?

Is this guy serious? Michael Vick has been indicted on charges of running a dog fighting operation. We're talking brutally maiming and killing animals. That takes one sick, sadistic douchebag of a a person, but Michael Vick pulls it off without incidence. I'm not a tree-hugger, I don't much care for the whales, and in general I believe what a person does in his or her own time is his or her's own business, but this is just twisted.

This guy serves as a role-model for children. As somebody in a position of making millions of dollars for playing a game, he should indeed be held to a higher standard than non-celebrities, but most importantly he should consider the impressionable minds of the children looking up to him before pulling ridiculous stunts like this. That, or since he has claimed to be religious in past interviews, he could just wonder what kind of things might an omnipotent deity frown upon.

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