Bachmann is Bat Shit Crazy
So mostly this site is a satirical take on people who do, or say, or are ridiculous, and hopefully no one takes us seriously, but on this point I am actually writing because I'm afraid. If I were to be defined politically I would probably be labeled a libertarian. With this distinction it is not surprising that I have been know to vote republican. This small digression into my personal politics hopefully lays out that I am not a liberal agent of doom out to destroy republican candidates for President.
That being said, Michelle Bachmann is bat shit crazy and I am becoming increasingly more disturbed as she climbs in the poles. I write this not to Bachmann, but to you, her supporters, who are obviously in a lot of pain because your heads are so far up your ass that the strain must be getting to you. People who support Bachman claim that liberals are destroying this country. I guarantee you that no worse damage could be done to this country than if she were elected president.
Tea Party activists - how do you reconcile smaller government and Bachmann's crusade to stop porn and put a waiting period on divorces? Both of those things could require the government to expand and reach even more into our daily lives. Not to mention trashing the first amendment that we all cherish so much.
Religious Fundamentalists - I can see you support her since she has helped write a book laying out why the American government should become a theocracy. I can see you being pleased that she went to a law school that encouraged it's 40% graduating class to interpret laws biblically, and act as change agents in this country. I do have one question though. What makes you think she believes what you do? Even now you can enjoy your particular brand of crazy without interference from the government, but I don't think you would enjoy that freedom if Bachmann had her way.
In this blog we laughingly ask if the people we write about are serious. I think that Bachmann is serious, and she actually believes God has asked her to do these things. I would so much rather it be an act, or some placating to energize her base, but the next time you see her on television, look in her eyes. Like the title says, she is bat shit crazy and those who doubt it are equally as crazy. This is just an introduction to all the things about Bachmann that are utterly ridiculous. I would not be surprised if more ITGS posts about Bachmann come up, because every time I listen to, watch, or read about Michelle Bachmann I ask, "Is this bat shit crazy woman serious?"
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