P-Diddy’s Fragrance Marketing Causes Huge Stink
So Sean 'P-diddy' Combs is apparently outraged at media ad execs for not showing the commercial for his new fragrance. Give me a break? Has he even watched this blatant display of soft core porn masquerading as a commercial? If you're alone, or if you feel like explaining to your boss what P-Diddy's soft-core pornography masquerading as a commercial is doing on your computer. Scroll down a bit on the page. Yeah, that's right.
Don't get me wrong, this is a decent commercial. However, I would take issue with any child seeing this thing. This commercial left me with more wood then the local Home Depot. If Mr. Combs can't understand the viewpoint of people like myself, I suggest he actually get a decent Web Consulting Group combined with a kick butt marketing team to work on traditional media advertising. Of course I think he's brilliant for doing it this way too - this publicity is much more effective.
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Kerry’s Speeches Are Electrifying!
So the country seems to be in an uproar about the use of a taser on an unruly college student named Andrew Meyer during a John Kerry speech. Wonderful. I think that anyone who has watched this electrifying video can see why. Notice that people in the auditorium aren't outraged that Mr. Meyer was removed. They did become flustered when a taser was used to make him comply with police orders.
I am of the opinion that this was a justifiable use of force. Look at the alternative used on people like Andrew before the advent of tasers: A police officer would beat on you until you complied, and they were within their authority to do so. I can't get up in arms over a citizen refusing a lawful order. You are to do what the police officer says when he/she says it. If you feel wronged, you can complain after it's over. When a police officer tells you to do something, COMPLY! If someone holds this douchebag up as a beacon for freedom of speech, I may puke. Andrew Meyer is an idiot. Nothing more, nothing less.
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Apparently insiders are saying that Britney Spears will lose custody of her children at least temporarily today. Normally I'd be screaming 'YEA!' at the prospect of an apparently unfit parent losing custody, but I've got to look at the alternative: K-Fed. Talk about kids who never had a chance to succeed from the moment they emerged from the womb.
During a custody hearing, Spears' former bodyguard accused the harlot of having "issues of nudity and drug use" since she returned from rehab. Reports of a planned "hit" on Federline have also emerged, definitely not helping the singer's cause. Tony Barretto, the ex-body guard, says he became concerned after watching Spears with her children. Two things in his favor in my book: He is a father of small children himself, and because his business is keeping people safe, I'm more inclined to view his concern for a child's safety as realistic.
Regardless of how this turns out, I'm sure the kids are screwed. How can they hope to have a decent outlook on life with these two morons as parents? Stars' children have a hard enough time as it is keeping a good head on their shoulders without their parents lousing it up even more. These two individuals need to just fade away, and let a loving, caring family raise their children. Please, think of the children!
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So, here is a story that will warm everyone's heart and make communities around the country feel better. We caught another child predator. Naturally this vicious man comes from an abusive family. No? Well then he must be someone who is homeless or of meager means. No? Obviously he is insane and needs institutional help. No? Who is this man you ask?
A FREAKING DISTRICT ATTORNEY. He hails from the great state of Florida. This man is a DA who spends his day putting bad guys in jail. Hypocrisy has now reach a new height . This man flew from Florida to Detroit with his only intention being to sleep with a 5 year old girl. Doesn't that just make you sick. Doing this sight, while fun, has forced me to look through news articles, and come across the worst humanity has to offer. This guy is at the top of the list. A man who swore to make people safer was in fact the wolf in sheep's clothing. Disgusting!!
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Everybody who is over 12 remembers O.J. Simpson, the white Bronco, the bloody glove, etc. etc. Well if you've paid any attention to the news you know that OJ Simpson was recently said to have been involved with a robbery at a hotel. After further investigation, OJ Simpson was finally arrested!
It's a bit funny to me that right about the time that his book was released, OJ Simpson does something just silly enough to get arrested...does anybody else think that maybe this is just going to be some publicity that will increase sales of the book? What a douchebag. Come on, is this guy serious? Read CNN's article HERE.
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Prince has recently announced that he will be suing YouTube. Anybody thinking "Whoa, didn't Metallica ruin Napster by pulling stunts like this?"
This is a guy who gets mansions built for him in cities where he does concerts, and gets more money than God for putting on concerts. People pay $150 for a ticket to one of his shows, and then he just performs whenever he feels like. Since he's from Minnesota, where I live, there used to be a small sense of pride. Unfortunately though this guy just turns into a bigger and bigger douchebag as time goes on!
Prince has always maintained that he's done what he's done because he loves the music so much...obviously such is not the case. You can't fault somebody for wanting to make money, I'm all about it, but Prince is not losing money from his fans checking his stuff out on YouTube...what a jerkass.
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If there was one republican presidential candidate that I respected miles above the rest, John McCain was that guy. Until recently, he's the guy that I would have wanted to win if there was any chance he could make it past primaries. Recently though, Senator McCain had some ridiculous things to say though about plans to withdraw troops from Iraq that have been proposed by congress -
"Where in the Constitution of the United States does it say that the Congress decides how long people will spend on tours of duty and how long they will spend back in the United States? It's blatantly unconstitutional," He said. "The Constitution of the United States said Congress will declare wars and fund wars."
Now I'm a few years out of school, so it's been a while since I took a government class, but my understanding was for something to be "blatantly unconstitutional" it had to somehow violate an unalienable right as granted by the constitution. I would absolutely love to hear some of my buddies in Iraq telling McCain what they've told me. If our guys in Iraq thought that coming home violated their constitutional rights, I'd be all over McCain...pretty sure they're not going to say that though.
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So, I'm cruising along on the Net and come across this guy, with a question next to his picture, "Did big powerball win cost him everything?" The answer is no. This guy is complaining about all of his family problems, says he doesn't have any friends, and how hard things have gotten since the lottery win. I don't feel that bad since the 93 million dollars probably works pretty well to soak up those tears.
I just think it's ludicrous for some one to complain that he has to go through hardships that a lot of people go through and at the same time blame it on money. I've had some tragedies happen in my life and you better believe that it would have been easier on me if I had 93 million dollars to counsel me through the tough times. This story brings one word to mind.
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I listened to Senator Reed’s rebuttal to the presidential address tonight. I was disappointed. Full disclosure: I feel that our presence in Iraq right now is necessary for a variety of reasons. Don’t comment here about the war. Comment about the next paragraph.
The following goes for all politicians, though with Senator Reed’s speech I’ll focus on some routine ‘Left’ issues. The senator made a point about us not having the money for children’s health care, etc, because of our presence in Iraq. I would submit to you that it’s not true that we don’t ‘have enough money’ for child health care. For most people who cry about this issue, the only way to have ‘enough money’ is to spend all the money we have on it. I also submit to you, that if we aren’t spending enough money on child health care, that it’s the greedy bastards in congress causing it. It’s called pork spending, and if you don’t know what it is, then don’t vote; I only want informed people choosing leaders.
Reed suggested that it was time to redefine our mission in Iraq, but didn’t offer much in the way of evidence as to why it would work. I can point to present policy and show incremental gains. I can point to a lack of troop numbers decreasing the ability of Iraqi leaders to meet benchmarks (yes, they HAVE met some). I can’t wrap my mind around how less troops will make things better in a strategic way. Tactically, the American people at home would feel better (short term). Strategically, I believe it would be a horrible mistake. But that’s for later.
In short, let’s have a real debate between political leaders. Lay the plans out on the table. Don’t yell about how the other person’s plan sucks, talk about why your plan is better in both the short and long term. “Quit talking, and just whip them out and measure them,” as my father said once to me and my brother. Congress, just whip them out.
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You might ask yourself - Is Tony putting this guy up just because he looks like Wilferd Brimley? Well the answer is 'partially'. Former Alaskan senator Mike Gravel recently told Bill Maher that "America is getting fatter and dumber." which as true as it is, could have been worded so much more elegantly. Masking his arrogance and ignorance with feigned kindness, he went on to say that the "definition of a friend is someone who tells the truth." While the only reason this guy is in the news at all is that he is attempting a run for the democratic presidental nomination, he really is a nobody.
So Mr. Brimley (No, he's not the oatmeal guy, but look at the resemblance!), because I want to be friends, I'll tell you the truth. You are stupid. You are not charasmatic enough to attempt to make assertions like this in such a tongue-in-cheek manner, and there's no way you will ever win anything again. While Americans obviously have issues, insults are not going to make things better. Get a clue.
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