Leona Helmsley
I read in the news today that Leona Helmsley left a 12 million dollar trust fund when she passed away...TO HER DOG. What kind of society do we live in? Lets take a look at this fundamentally. DOGS CANNOT SPEND MONEY. This is so ridiculously ludicrous, that there really isn't anything to say. Trusts and Estates are regulated by our judicial system. We have probate courts...and they are filling out paperwork that gives money to a dog.
Do we really not have anything better to do with our lives? I believe that this woman gave a terrible name to losers who are obsessed with their pets, our already troubled court systems (thank you Mr. Gonzales), and her ridiculous family. The worst part is that the publicity this is getting (by myself included) will only perpetuate crap like this. I don't feel quite as guilty as CNN should because the likelihood that the 29 people who read this today will do something this outrageous is slim, but come on - Is this guy serious?
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Mitt Romney
Is this guy serious? Come on Mitt Romney. When asked about today's debate for democratic presidential candidate, Mitt Romney said "Today's Democrat presidential candidates debate can be best summed up as a bumbling gang tackle on one Democrat with almost no experience but lots of wrong ideas by several Democrats with a long history of experience pushing the very same, old, wrong ideas."
I may be a bit confused, but I was under the impression that all we had were ideas, and that ideas were neither right or wrong, since they were typically untested. I guess if Romney is going to run the country on nothing but facts and absolutes with no room for ideas, then it should be a better place right? Jackass, that's all I have to say.
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Mommy, I wanna be a hostage! Can I can I can I can I? I'm sure thousands of children in Darfur are pleading with their parents right now to trade places with Suleiman Jamous, the political captive who currently needs medical attention his country/captors can't provide. Ms. Farrow would like to offer herself as a replacement for him while he goes and receives medical treatment elsewhere.
Sweet Lord, woman, what are you thinking? You've used up your American popularity, the Europeans kind of forgot who you were, so now you're going to stage a career comeback in Darfur? I hope the government takes you up on your offer, at least it will get you out of the country and away from my TV screens. Unless you die. Then I'll just be sad.
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Elizabeth Edwards (Democratic presidential hopeful John Edwards' wife) most recent quotes, as much as they made me laugh, are not quite the kind of thing that the guy who is running for president of the United States of America needs the people in his corner saying . In talking about her husbands lack of notoriety in the media, and less than exorbitant campaign funds, she advised "We can't make John black, and we can't make him a woman".
I think that in 2007 in our fine democratic nation, that there is no way Obama and Clinton would be getting the attention they are getting based solely on gender or race. I would love to see polls asking how many people gave money or attention to either candidate based on a factor other than political affilliation or ideals. Really, is this chick serious? I want to see the person who answered yes to the question that asked "Did you give money to Obama because he was black?". Jerkasses.
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I was going to write a post about Donald Rumsfeld, but I don't recall what I was going to say. I was involved in a discussion regarding the post, but I'm not quite sure what was said. Douchebag. This Rumsfeld guy talks and talks and talks about nothing, and most of the time he doesn't even bother doing the good politician thing and inventing stories, he just flat out lies about remembering stuff.
If Wilferd Brimley was the one telling us he couldn't recall, I'd buy it. This is a guy though who spends his days in meetings, reading e-mails, talking on the phone, and watching himself on t.v. talking about the various policies that he is a part of. Get a clue Rumsfeld, start manning up a bit and telling fun lies if you're not going to tell the truth.
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I'm a fan of Anne Hathaway. There, it's out. The star of Princess Diaries and The Devil Wears Prada, and I'm a fan. Why am I a fan, you ask? Because she has talent! Because she's hot! What other reasons do I need? Oh, yeah, here's one.
In a recent interview, Hathaway blasted herself (or so people thought) by stating "I know I'm not a good celebrity," and "I'm boring and closed and probably seem very safe." Is this chick serious? That's PRECISELY why I'm a fan! I'm tired of sluts, wannabe whores, and idiots dominating the female role-model arena. Someone who works hard at her craft (see her preparations for 'Becoming Jane') and faces up to a challenge for personal betterment is someone I want young women to emulate.
Please, Miss Hathaway, tell us you weren't serious!
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This guy can't be serious. Los Angeles Mayor Antonio Villaraigosa has apologized to the citizens of his city for bumpin' uglies with a hottie because it has been a 'distraction'. Thanks, Mayor. I wouldn't want to hear you apologize for your moral failings as a human being, or complete lack of decency concerning this affair when it comes to your wife. Here is an object example of what is wrong with politicians.
Each and every scrotum-sucker such as this guy should be immediately recalled. If you can't exhibit honor in your personal life, please explain to the voters how you are going to represent their interests with honor, integrity, and forthright honesty. Here's a clue: You Can't! Leave the office in disgrace. Resign your position. At least then you could exhibit consideration for your voters after the fact. Unfortunately, this is anathema in current politics. Unfortunately, this guy IS serious.
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On the eve of Barry Bonds tying the home run record of Hank Aaron, I can't get over the state of Major League Baseball. Are you seriously telling me that a guy who is about to break the greatest sports record of all time can get away with saying that he "never knowingly used performance enhancing drugs"? Let's think this through. . .
Look at the pictures above this article. You have 'trans-sexual Bonds', 'Rookie Bonds', and 'Bruce-Banner-Is-Looking-Pissed Bonds'. At what point did Barry start to think, "Hey, this is weird. I've bulked up since getting my 'vitamin shots,' my voice has changed since using that 'ointment,' and my wang is shrinking at an alarming rate. What's going on?" C'mon, is this guy serious?
I hope for the end of Bonds. I think of what an incredible irony it would be for him to drop dead tonight of a heart related ailment, and have the ME find extensive use of steroids as a major contributor to the event. I'd settle for a reporter getting tired of being treated like crap and carving up our most despised and revoltingly ignorant baseball player with a dull hatchet, but I really hope for the heart issue. I'm sure if you read ITGS regularly you'll see plenty more about this ape.
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Oh Britney. The chick who I got so excited about in high school as I watched her dress like a school girl apologizing for "doing it again" is all grown up..and out, as it were. In either case I caught a story today about Britney Spears publicly threatening paparazzi who tried to take her picture outside the spa at the Wynn casino in Vegas by saying "I'll kill you!". Come on, is this chick serious?
This is another prime example of a celebrity who should really just pay some mind to the fact that she is constantly in the public eye. Also, it's not just the fact that this issue occurred, but look at the last 2 years or so of Britney Spears in the news, and decide whether or not you would be friends with somebody like this. Grow up Britney, for your fans! Haha sorry I couldn't resists, she doesn't have fans anymore!
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Dick Cheney
There are not a lot of people I despise...okay, I lied, there are. But Vice President Dick Cheney tops the list. I mean come on, is this guy serious? In an interview today Mr. Cheney dismissed the congressional investigations of Alberto Gonzales surrounding the firings of US Attorneys as "a witch hunt". Tongue and cheek aside, this guy is a walking travesty.
While the Bush administration is notorious for lies and deception, one would think that at some point it would be time to man up and start caring about the truth! I've said it before, and I'll say it again - It's called accountability - GET SOME. The American people want to know the truth, but apparently getting the truth is a witch hunt. God forbid they do an investigation as to Haliburton profits and their correlation to the start of the war in Iraq...lets do that for a witch-hunt, douchebag!
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