Bachmann is Bat Shit Crazy
So mostly this site is a satirical take on people who do, or say, or are ridiculous, and hopefully no one takes us seriously, but on this point I am actually writing because I'm afraid. If I were to be defined politically I would probably be labeled a libertarian. With this distinction it is not surprising that I have been know to vote republican. This small digression into my personal politics hopefully lays out that I am not a liberal agent of doom out to destroy republican candidates for President.
That being said, Michelle Bachmann is bat shit crazy and I am becoming increasingly more disturbed as she climbs in the poles. I write this not to Bachmann, but to you, her supporters, who are obviously in a lot of pain because your heads are so far up your ass that the strain must be getting to you. People who support Bachman claim that liberals are destroying this country. I guarantee you that no worse damage could be done to this country than if she were elected president.
Tea Party activists - how do you reconcile smaller government and Bachmann's crusade to stop porn and put a waiting period on divorces? Both of those things could require the government to expand and reach even more into our daily lives. Not to mention trashing the first amendment that we all cherish so much.
Religious Fundamentalists - I can see you support her since she has helped write a book laying out why the American government should become a theocracy. I can see you being pleased that she went to a law school that encouraged it's 40% graduating class to interpret laws biblically, and act as change agents in this country. I do have one question though. What makes you think she believes what you do? Even now you can enjoy your particular brand of crazy without interference from the government, but I don't think you would enjoy that freedom if Bachmann had her way.
In this blog we laughingly ask if the people we write about are serious. I think that Bachmann is serious, and she actually believes God has asked her to do these things. I would so much rather it be an act, or some placating to energize her base, but the next time you see her on television, look in her eyes. Like the title says, she is bat shit crazy and those who doubt it are equally as crazy. This is just an introduction to all the things about Bachmann that are utterly ridiculous. I would not be surprised if more ITGS posts about Bachmann come up, because every time I listen to, watch, or read about Michelle Bachmann I ask, "Is this bat shit crazy woman serious?"
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So, we don't usually put "The Government" as the recipient of the question, "Is this guy serious?" Let's be honest, if we did then we wouldn't be able to eat, sleep, or see our families since we would be writing all the time. I did finally come across something so ridiculous that I couldn't help myself.
In October, Freddie Mac, which is a privately owned mortgage financier, but the government sponsors them, filed a claim in tax court saying they did not owe the IRS (Internal Revenue Service) 3 billion dollars in back taxes. Of course the IRS isn't backing down, saying that of course Freddie Mac owes the 3 billion dollars. What is so ridiculous about this you ask? I mean surely there must be lots of disputes like this with other companies.
Here is the lunacy. If the IRS wins and Freddie Mac ordered to pay the 3 billion then they will most likely pay that amount out of the billions of bailout dollars from the US Government. Whether the IRS wins or not doesn't matter since these two titans are fighting over our money. When I say our money, I mean the United States taxpayer. These two dismally douche entities are adding the cost of a court battle to determine who houses the taxpayers money. I don't see why Freddie just doesn't fork over the doe, since they get it right back in bailout money. I can understand either side standing on principal in this matter, but when I stand on principle I do it using my own money, they should do the same.
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This is one of those times where something goes without saying, but I am going to say it anyway. The Kardashian sisters are stupid. Beyond the annoyance of being famous for absolutely nothing, and their propensity for mind numbing family in fighting, these sisters were the promoters of a "Kardashian Kard." This is a prepaid debit card with the sisters likeness on the front. The sisters didn't think to check out what the fees would be, they probably thought it was "so awesome" to be on a plastic card.
Right off the bat you are in the hole for 60 dollars (100 for 12 months), just for the worthless piece of plastic with the pictures of three of the most ridiculous people in the country. Now that the company the distributes the card is being investigated to see if they broke and predatory lending laws, the sisters say they want out. I say keep them on the card so we can punish the people stupid enough to get it in the first place. The sisters will hide behind the excuse of, "we didn't realize," and it frosts my balls that they will get away with that excuse. They have turned being dumb into an acceptable excuse. Douche bags
That being said I wouldn't mind having hate sex with two of the three sisters. Seriously, you know the two.
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Tony here. I have to be honest with you. This is the first post I have ever written where I had no idea where to start. I could read every published version of every dictionary in every universe known to man, and not have enough hateful adjectives to describe my feelings about Kim Kardashian. Yes, like with other posts on the site I'm being hypocritical in giving attention to somebody who doesn't deserve to breathe the same air as me, but SERIOUSLY!?!?!? This woman is famous for being a fame-whore. Her claim to fame is a sex tape with Brandy's little brother. Yeah, that Brandy. Kim Kardashian fucked Moesha's little brother and got famous.
If I had a soapbox, I would stand on it right now and stat shouting. Are you kidding me? Is "keeping up with the Kardashians" the measure of our societal interest? There is not enough to pay attention to in the world? 6 months ago today BP was responsible for the largest oil spill in the United States' history. We're fighting wars in Iraq and Afghanistan while Iran continually defies inspections and sanctions with regards to developing nuclear capabilities. People in North Korea believe that Kim Jong Il controls the weather.
But yeah, let's watch a t.v. show (and in doing so give money to) about a family of spoiled little skanks. Sure, one human life is usually as valuable as another, but I would have sex with the diabetes-ridden amputee who rides around on a rascal in the wal-mart by my house before I would let Kim Kardashian have the last seat on a subway car to hell.
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Is this guy serious? On any top ten douche bag list this guy usually comes in at number 3 or 4. I mean, what's his base? Old, rich, white guys with an affinity for self denial about their hair? The only reason people watch his moronic show is because they think he's a jackass in the board room, and at this moment American households thrive on Schadenfreude (don't be afraid to look it up). That is a great platform to come from. I can't think of one thing that he could be in touch with the average American.
If he does decide to actually campaign, I think that there could be some good entertainment in it, but it is annoying that the national political stage keeps moving from substance to this garbage. Please don't let Donald Trump extend his already overdue 15 minutes of fame with this crap. Donald Trump is wasting the valuable oxygen that other people need.
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So this week the Supreme Court is seeing a case that revolves around Fred Phelps, and the Westboro Baptist Church that he is the pastor of. Sorry, pastor and church are a stretch, I'll say leader and cult...yeah, cults have leaders. If you don't already know, Phelps and his band of bigots go to funerals of fallen soldiers and taunt the bereaved. Basically linking the death of soldiers as punishment for the United States allowing homosexuals to roam free. Initially he lost the first lawsuit, then the amount of money was reduced in appeal, then was reversed in another appeal, and now it lays before the Supreme Court. So, the issue before the court: are the WBC "protests" protected speech.
I think the Supreme Court will uphold the the current decision. Hate has become a very protected form of speech in this country. However, this is all beside my real question I want to ask. Is this guy serious? Does anyone really get to the point of obsessive hate that Phelps has reached and still remain clinically sane? I think not. In addition to the hate, he has a complex that him and his family are the only "elected" people of God who are guaranteed salvation since before they were born. If this is the case wouldn't you just want to relax? Can't he take some time off from hating for a while. I mean he's "elected" what does it matter. I don't mind if the Supreme Court rules in Phelps favor, just as long as the reason they give is that you can't sue someone who is mentally handicapped. That is a decision I can embrace.
So to wrap up, Phelps is a giant douchebag. (I ran out of cleverness)
Wowsers! A year with no posts?!?!
I cannot believe it has been over a year since we've posted on here. July of 2008, and there's so much that's been missed. We'll have to step the game up and start posting daily, if not two or three posts a day. Please submit any suggestions to admin@isthisguyserious.com and we'll post them up here and provide some insight.
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You've probably already heard, but "The Rev" is at it again. And by At it, I mean saying ridiculous things that nobody cares about and then apologizing for them. As if it wasn't bad enough that Jesse Jackson is the worst thing to happen to the black community since 5 syllable names that end with "ita", he was recently caught on microphone saying that presumptive Democratic Presidential nominee Barack Obama was talking down to black people, and that The Rev wanted to "Cut his Nuts Off".
When I first heard about Jesse Jackson's ludicrous remarks I laughed and asked myself "Is This Guy Serious?", but then I started to think about how great it is for Barack Obama that Jesse Jackson is doing things like this that alienate him from the Obama campaign. The more that people see Barack Obama isn't interested in the likes of people like Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton, the better off he'll end up in the long run. What kills me though is the hypocrisies spewed by these guys. Jesse Jackson stands on a soapbox all day delivering messages of tolerance, and as soon as he thinks nobody is listening he is spouting off vile and violent remarks. Sick.
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Okay, here's the wonderful news: Instead of searching all over the internet for the Chicken Littles who believe that the world is ending due to man-made global warming, we now know where to go to find them.
Al Gore's PR machine has reached a new level with this website. With no facts pointing towards man's involvement in climate change, WeCanChangeIt.org points to 'empirical evidence' that spans all of 150 years.
*Newsflash* The earth has been warming since the last ice age.
Probably what ticks me off the most about this site is the fact that the video equates climate change with the Civil Rights struggle, D-Day, and putting a man on the moon. Al Gore is beating a dead horse with the global warming line. It seems that every day someone is debunking the theory of man-made global warming further - Now the fear is global cooling. Go figure.
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Missippi republican John Read hates fat people! Though at 5'11 and 230 he's no olympian, Read is proposing a bill that would require restaurants to deny serving food to obese people. Though the bill gives no indication of what would be considered obese, it's making a lot of people angry. Claiming that the bill is aimed at creating awareness of obesity, Read seems to have no problem making a mockery of the United States political system.
What I think perturbs a lot of people about things like this when they hear about it, is that we are paying taxes to give this guy a salary, so he can waste his time on silly nonsensical B.S. that doesn't help anybody in any way. This seems to be a common trend in today's politics, and it is so incredibly irritating that it is starting to feel like we can't do anything about it. Guys like John Read, and many of the other wastes-of-space in politics today make everything so discouraging, because no matter who we vote for we get people pulling crap like this.
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